Fantasia

"Hmm.. Azzi what's that perfume your using?" the girls asked after a whiff of the Silky for Men perfume had brought them to their knees.

"It's Fantasia, ladies" I replied. "It smells like your fantasies.."



Today's conversation:
Me: Dad, they call me a MURDERER in school now.

Dad: MURDERER?! why?

Me: Because, Dad *cool pose* I'm a LADY KILLER